Like bruh my future wife could be getting fucked right now.. & I’m just laying here. Smh I hate that hoe already
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
when people call you “lucky” after you achieve something you worked really hard for
Perez Hilton has
- Posted crotch shots of Miley Cyrus getting out of a car
- Accused Lily Allen of being responsible for her miscarriage by binge drinking.
- Posted intimate photos of Ke$ha and posted enough hate to make her break down crying an hour before performing on X Factor.
- Has outed various celebrities.
- Told Taylor Momsen (who was 16 at the time) to try fisting.
- Tried to rent an apartment in Lady Gaga’s building to stalk her.
How is he not in jail already?
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night